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4.2mb ASF (right click to save) Here's an old SNL skit that I still think is totally hillarious! Kevin Spacey does an AWESOME Christopher Walken! |
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1: Start with the last three letters of your last name 2: Follow with the first two letters of your first name 3: Then add the first two letters of your mothers maiden name 4: End with first two letters of town where you were born Now remove any single letter to make
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12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!" 11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must." 10. "Feel the force!" 9. "Foreplay, cuddling-a Jedi craves not these things." 8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!" 7. "Do me or do me not-there is no try." 6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!" 5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass." 4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does." 3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?" 2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!" 1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?" |
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1. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon 2. Grooming the Wookie 3. Making the Kessel Run 4. Polishing Vader's Helmet 5. Evacuating Tatooine 6. Unsheathing the Meatsaber 7. Releasing the Special Edition 8. Jumping to Delight Speed 9. Communicating with Red Leader One 10. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo 11. Tinkering With the R2 Unit 12. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base 13. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick 14. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears 15. Test Firing the Death Star |
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1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." 2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage. 3. You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. 4. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored. 5. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. 6. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. 7. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. 8. Wookies are offended by your B.O. 9. You have ever used the force to get yourself another Bud Light so you didn't miss an interview with any of the Allisons. 10. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling. 11. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." 12. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. 13. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. 14. You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. 15. You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. 16. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. 17. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. 18. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck. 19. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. 20. If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle." |
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